At this juncture, I want you to do me a little favour. Please stop reading any further as I want you to take a little rest for your health's sake.

Do you hear me? I said stop reading. I repeat... Stop reading... But I see you have not followed my instructions up to this point in time.

Some people can be very stubborn when it comes to following simple instructions. You have already wasted ten seconds of my valuable time. So I am going to repeat; Please stop reading, will you? Pardon me for raising my voice. You still want to go on, do you?

Look here! I don't want to be emotional and lose my temper over such a smal matter but you are getting on my nerves, you know that? I am going to count up to ten and if you don't stop reading, I am going to blow my top.

Here goes... One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Six... Seven... Eight... Nine... Ten... !!!!

Thank you!!! I treasure the preciousness of wasting each other's time together!!! Sorrylah, I'm very bored. Got nothing better to do.

P/s: Got it from 'He who Laughs Lasts!' book.